Strategy 1: Doing the Bare Minimum

Objective: Achieve maximum productivity by doing the least amount of work possible.

By following this strategy, we can save time, money, and sanity.

Key Performance Indicators (KPIs):

• Meetings: Attend as few as possible.
• Reports: Write as little as necessary.
• Decisions: Make none, and hope for the best.

Action Items:

• Establish a "That's not my job" policy.
• Hire more interns to do the work.
• Blame the previous committee for all failures.

Next Steps:

Review and refine this strategy with the next committee.

Related Pages:

• Strategy 2: Procrastination and Snack Time
• Strategy 3: Bureaucratic Red Tape