Meeting Summary
After 47 meetings and 3 hours of discussion, the subcommittee finally reached a consensus: we have too many meetings.
Key Points:
- We will not meet again.
- The pointlessness of our agenda was not adequately addressed.
- The snacks were not sufficient.
Action Items:
- Cancel all future meetings.
- Replace snacks with more snacks.
- Rebrand as "The Pointless Committee" to better reflect our true purpose.
A special note from the subcommittee chair: "Don't bother coming back, folks. We won't be having any more meetings."
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