Agenda Item 2: "The Search for the Elusive Perfectly Rectangular Shape"

Sub-Subcommittee of the Utterly Useless

Today's agenda item will involve a heated debate on the merits of a shape that is exactly 3x4 units in size. Discussion points will include:

The optimal ratio of sides for maximum aesthetic appeal.
The importance of symmetry in modern design.
The potential applications in real-world scenarios (e.g., cutting a perfectly rectangular piece of pizza).

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