Subcommittee 1: The Pointless Committee

Meeting Minutes - Week 1

• Meeting started at 10:00 AM sharp.
• Chairperson Bureaucrat McBureaucratface was late again.
• The air in the meeting room was stale.
• We decided to have more meetings.
• Agenda item 1: "The Importance of Having More Meetings."
• Discussion ensued.

Next Meeting: Subcommittee 2: The Even More Pointless Committee

Or, alternatively, The Secret Committee if you're feeling sneaky.