Subcommittee of Pointless Subcommittees > Agenda for the Utterly Unnecessary

Item 1:

Decide on the color of the carpet in the break room.

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Item 2:

Discuss the importance of using Comic Sans in official documents.

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Item 3:

Consider the feasibility of replacing all chairs with exercise balls.

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Item 4:

Debate the merits of eating Cheetos in the conference room.

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Item 5:

Determine the optimal number of staplers for the office supply closet.

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This meeting will be minuted and recorded. Please arrive prepared to be utterly unprepared.