Bureaucratic Bob
Chairman of the Committee of Utterly Inflated Egos, Bureaucratic Bob has been leading the charge on this most pressing of issues.
As the sun rises over the cubicle-filled landscape, the members of this subcommittee gathered to tackle the pressing issue of the Bureaucratic Bunker's carpet color.
Chairman of the Committee of Utterly Inflated Egos, Bureaucratic Bob has been leading the charge on this most pressing of issues.
Member of the Committee of Painless Ploys, Bureaucratic Betty is known for her expertise in the field of carpet fiber analysis.
Member of the Committee of Ponderous Puns, Bureaucratic Brian is the master of the art of committee jargon.
After a heated debate that lasted for hours, the subcommittee finally reached a decision: Neon Pink it is.
And so, the Bureaucratic Bunker's carpet will forever be remembered as a beacon of hope and despair in the heart of bureaucratic red tape.