The Committee on Procrastination Statistics
Subcommittee on Procrastination
Procrastination Statistics (Unofficial, Unreliable, and Utterly Useless)
- On average, committee members spend 47% more time browsing memes than actual work hours.
- 75% of members claim they will start working "right after this one more cat video."
- Average procrastination time per member: 4 hours, 23 minutes, and 14 seconds.
Subcommittee on Procrastination
Subcommittee on Procrastination Meeting Minutes
- Meeting 1: "We will start working on that report tomorrow, I swear."
- Meeting 2: "I meant to work on it, I just got sidetracked by a squirrel."
- Meeting 3: "It's not procrastination, it's 'researching the art of relaxation'."