Summary of Completely Unremarkable Decisions
We spent 12 hours discussing the merits of beige versus cream as a background color for our meeting room walls. After much deliberation, we have decided that... beige it is.
We also allocated $500 to a "World's Okayest Meeting Room" trophy, which we will give to the employee who attends the most meetings.
Other highlights include:
- Spent 3 hours deciding whether to have "Meeting Morsels" or "Meeting Muffins" as our snack options.
- Determined that the correct way to fold a stack of paper towels is indeed the "Pointless Committee Fold".
- Decided that our meeting minutes will henceforth be written in Comic Sans.
Subcommittee on Reports: A Special Report
Our subcommittee met for 4 hours to discuss the finer points of report formatting. We have come to a consensus:
Reports should be printed in a font size of 12pt, with a font style of Arial Blackletter.
Further, we determined that all reports must include at least 5 bullet points, and 1 gratuitous picture of a cat.