Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
Chairperson: Bob
Present: Alice, Bob, Charlie
Discussion: It was brought to the attention of the committee that the break room donuts have gone missing. A thorough investigation was conducted, and it was determined that the culprit was... (dramatic pause) ...ourselves.
Decision: The committee voted unanimously to blame ourselves.
Item 2: The Great Outdoorsman
Chairperson: Bob
Present: Alice, Bob, Charlie
Discussion: The committee was tasked with deciding what to do with the "Great Outdoorsman", a mysterious figure who was spotted in the parking lot wearing a fedora and a leather jacket.
Decision: The committee voted 2-1 to ignore the Great Outdoorsman and continue with the meeting.