Agenda for the Subcommittee on Utter, Utter, Utter Bureaucracy:

• 10:00 AM - Welcome, committee members! Please take your seats and prepare to be utterly unproductive.

• 10:05 AM - Discussion on the merits of quadruple-negative space usage in meeting rooms.

• 10:20 AM - Vote on the new policy of requiring all members to wear three-piece suits to meetings, effective immediately.

• 10:35 AM - Break for coffee and existential dread.

• 10:50 AM - Debate on the feasibility of implementing a 5-hour-long lunch break.

• 11:15 AM - Closed session: Discussion of the meaning of life and the futility of our existence.

• 12:00 PM - Adjournment of the meeting. Please return your chairs to the center of the table.