Agenda Item 1: Discussing the Importance of Not Discussing Anything
The committee convened at 10:00 AM sharp, with Chairperson, Bob "The Unyielding" Johnson, banging a gavel made of solid steel on the conference table.
- Member, Jane "The Uninformed" Doe, was seen texting on her phone for 45 minutes, completely unaware of the discussion.
- Member, John "The Uninterested" Smith, was observed nodding off during the discussion, much to the amusement of the rest of the committee.
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