Pointless Committee: Talking Points

Because who needs actual accomplishments when you can just make a list?

Here are the talking points for our latest meeting:

• Item 1: "We should totally do something, I'm pretty sure."
• Item 2: "Has anyone seen the memo from 2018? I thought we already decided this."
• Item 3: "I'm not sure, but let's just Google it."

And here are the subcommittees for further discussion:

• Subcommittee 1: The "We're-Not-Really-Doing-Anything" Committee
• Subcommittee 2: The "I'll-Just-Take-a-Lunch-Break" Committee