Early Life
Chairman McFlufferson was born in 1972 in a small village in the middle of nowhere. He grew up in a family of farmers, where he learned the value of hard work and doing nothing.
He attended the local high school, where he excelled in the art of sleeping through lectures and doodling on his homework.
He went on to study the art of procrastination at the University of Nowheresville, where he earned a degree in "Extreme Relaxation."
After college, he worked as a professional napper and eventually became a renowned expert in the field of "doing absolutely nothing."
Career
Chairman McFlufferson's career is a long and storied one. He began as a low-level functionary in the Pointless Committee, where he quickly rose through the ranks due to his innovative approach to doing nothing.
In 2015, he became the chair of the Pointless Committee, a position he has held ever since.
During his tenure, he has been credited with creating the world's most boring PowerPoint presentations, the longest meetings, and the most unproductive committees.
Personal Life
Chairman McFlufferson is married to his wife, Mrs. McFlufferson, who is also an expert in the field of doing nothing.
They have two children, who are being raised in the McFlufferson household to be the next generation of pointless committee members.
Chairman McFlufferson enjoys spending his free time watching paint dry, collecting dust, and attending pointless meetings.