Present: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, Members 1-5, and 1 guest (who is secretly a robot).
The meeting commenced at 9:00 AM with a 30-minute discussion on the importance of beige-colored office supplies.
The committee voted 5-0 to purchase 1000 units of beige paper clips.
Item 2: Discussion of the optimal number of staplers to be placed on the break room counter.
Vice Chairperson argued for 17 staplers, but was overruled by the Chairperson who insisted on 15.
Item 3: Review of the committee's 2019 budget.
Member 3 discovered a discrepancy of $5 in the "Coffee Fund" and was awarded a "Certificate of Excellence" for their vigilance.
Coffee Fund details can be found on that page.
The meeting was adjourned at 11:00 AM with a 15-minute recess for "Mandatory Wellness Checks".
Next meeting: Here.