Player Jane Doe's Committee of Utterly Useless Tasks

Welcome to the most pointless committee in the world! We're a group of highly skilled individuals (not actually) dedicated to doing absolutely nothing productive. Our agenda is to waste time, eat donuts, and complain about the weather.

Current Agenda:

• Meeting Minutes from Last Time We All Pretended to Do Something
• Decisions We Made While Pretending to Be Productive
• Our Annual Report: 'A Year of Doing Absolutely Nothing'