Agenda Item 1: "Let's Make a Car That Can Drive on Mars!"
Discussion: We need a way to make a car that can go on Mars, because why not? It's a great way to get away from the in-laws.
Decisions:
- Assign a team of 5 engineers to design a Mars-capable car
- Provide each team member with a year's supply of freeze-dried ice cream
- Hire Elon to be our CEO and tell him he's in charge, even though he's not actually in charge
Next Steps:
Meet with marketing team to discuss how to sell this on social media
See Committee 1's Minutes
Agenda Item 2: "Let's Make a Car That Can Drive on Water!"
Discussion: We need a way to make a car that can go on water, because it's fun to be a pirate.
Decisions:
- Assign a team of 3 engineers to design a submersible car
- Provide each team member with a set of waterproof headphones to prevent waterlogged hearing
- Hire a team of marine biologists to study the local sea creature population for inspiration
Next Steps:
Research how to make the car not sink
See Committee 2's Minutes