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Article I, Section 1: No actual rule 1.
Article I, Section 2: Cheating is an art
Article II, Section 1: We will use a non-standard unit of time. It's like a clock, but with more... flexibility.
Article II, Section 2: Timekeeping for dummies
Article III, Section 1: We will not tell the truth, but we will not lie either. Mostly.
Article III, Section 2: Lying is not allowed (but we will do it anyway)