AGENDA FOR TUESDAY SPECIAL COMMITTEE

POINTLESS TOPICS FOR A POINTLESS AGENDA

1. Debate the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping

This is a discussion about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Because, priorities.

2. Discuss the importance of excessive meeting minutes

Because who doesn't love reading 20 pages of unnecessary information?

3. Plan the committee's annual summer BBQ

A BBQ without an agenda is like a meeting without meetings.