TUESDAY TIME THEFT AGENDA
The Committee for the Purposefully Pointless has convened today to discuss the theft of time, a most heinous crime indeed. The agenda for today's session includes:
- 09:00 - Introduction to the concept of time theft
- 09:15 - Case studies of successful time heists
- 10:00 - Debate: "Is it better to steal hours or days?"
- 11:00 - Lunch break (during which time we will steal each other's lunches)
- 11:30 - Panel discussion: "The psychological effects of time theft on the victim"
- 12:30 - Adjournment
Important: Please note that time is a finite resource, and any attempts to pilfer it may result in severe consequences, including but not limited to: tardiness, missed appointments, and existential dread.
Also, please be aware that the Committee is not responsible for any lost time, unless you're a member. In that case, we're responsible for your lost time.