Underwater Basket Weaving Committee: Agenda for the Utterly Inane

Today's agenda is brought to you by our fearless leader, Chair-Blob McSquirterson.

1. Debate the merits of woven kelp vs. braided seaweed in basket-weaving applications.

2. Vote on a new logo featuring a stylized image of a basket made from 100% recycled jellyfish.

Underwater Prophets and Fishy Prediction Services: Our sister committee for those with a more...prophetic bent Committee on Sustainable Fish Sticks: For when your fishy needs a stick

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Don't forget to bring your lunch, we'll be having a potluck featuring the finest in seaweed-based cuisine!

And, of course, wear your best "I'm with the committee" tie.