Today's meeting of the Utter Futility of Comic Sans Committee was a resounding success in terms of attendance. Three brave souls showed up to discuss the intricacies of the world's most hated font.
Present: Bob, Carol, and Steve (who was pretending to be a bot to spice things up). Absent: Everyone else, including the chairperson who was too busy playing Solitaire to care.
Agenda items included "The Futility of Futility" and "The Utter Futility of Futility". Discussion centered around the finer points of why Comic Sans is the worst.
Decisions made included: none. Instead, we spent 3 hours arguing about the meaning of life and the best way to get a cat to do your taxes.
Next meeting: same time, same place. Don't bother showing up.