Pointless Committee Agendas - Video Game Therapist

Today's Agenda: "Ergonomic Controller Design for the Average Gamer's Thumb

• 09:00 AM - Introduction to Thumb-Sucking Protocols
• 10:00 AM - Roundtable Discussion: "I'm Not Lazy, My Thumb Just Needs More Time
• 11:30 AM - Break: "Gaming Snack Bar" (Free Doritos and Fruity Parfait)
• 12:30 PM - Presentation: "The Ergonomic Evolution of the Joy-Con" by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• 01:30 PM - Lunch: "Taco Tuesday" (Tacos for All)
• 02:30 PM - Workgroup: "Designing a Controller That Won't Make You Want to Scream at Your Mom"