Our committee has been tasked with the arduous duty of deciding whether or not to decide on a thing that doesn't really matter.
We're currently debating the merits of deciding whether or not to have donuts in the break room. It's a complex issue.
Some of us are pro-donuts, citing the importance of sugar rushes and morale boosting. Others are anti-donuts, claiming it's a slippery slope towards free snacks and a lack of productivity.
As we continue to deliberate, the fate of the universe hangs in the balance. Or not.
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