Chairperson Whiskerface Jones: "I call this item, 'The Utter Inefficacy of Socks.' It's a real problem, folks. We've got socks everywhere, but not a single pair that matches."
Motion for Sock Reform:
We propose that all socks be color-coded and numbered for ease of identification. This will save countless hours of searching the dark, sock-filled abyss that is our laundry basket."
Seconded by:
Baron Von Sockington, Esq. (Sock Specialist)