Minutes of Meeting:
Item 2: Whiskerface Jones presented an outrageous idea for a new committee subcommittee, dedicated to the study of Subcommittee of the Pointless. The room was filled with incredulous gasps as Whiskerface described a plan for a highly complex system of cat toys and fluffy dice for measuring the exact amount of pointlessness in any given situation.
- Discussion of cat toys and fluffy dice led to heated debates about the merits of various types of catnip and the optimal ratio of dice to cat toys.
- Whiskerface was overheard whispering to himself, "This is going to change everything."
- The meeting adjourned with no clear resolution, but a general sense of increased confusion.