Whiskerface Jones' Rebuttal

Subcommittee of the Pointless Committee: Agenda Item 2

Today's discussion will be about the importance of excessive use of all capital letters in committee minutes. Is it not a matter of national security that all minutes be written in a font size of at least 24 points and in bold, so as to be easily read by those with eyesight issues, but also to be a visual deterrent to any would-be saboteurs who might try to sneakily edit the minutes without being noticed?

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