Agenda Item 6: Because We Have to

This meeting has been convened for the sole purpose of discussing the utterly inconsequential.

Chairperson Whiskerface Jones will guide us through the existential crisis of deciding between two options:

• Option A: Do nothing, because we're all just going through the motions.
• Option B: Do slightly less nothing, but still not really accomplish anything.

Discussion is encouraged, but only if it makes you feel slightly less terrible about yourself.