Minutes of the Why-Not Meeting

Attendees: Bob, Alice, and the janitor who was just wandering by.

Objective: To come up with an excuse for why the committee didn't do anything useful.

Agenda Item 1: "Why Not Meeting"

Discussion: We talked about how we should talk about this later.

Next Steps: None, because, well, we're still talking about it.

Adjournment: 3:14 PM. Because who needs punctuality, right?

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