Meeting called to discuss the utterly insignificant topic of "Why Not Meeting Minutes?"
- Chairman: "We must discuss the importance of writing minutes for meetings that will never happen."
- Vice Chairman: "But have we considered the existential implications of meeting minutes in a world without meetings?"
- Secretary: "I just want to know what color the meeting room carpet would look like if we painted it neon pink."
- Member 1: "I think we should focus on the structural integrity of the meeting table."
- Member 2: "Can we take a vote on who gets to be in charge of writing the minutes? I'm pretty sure it should be me."