Pointless Committee: Woolly Sweater Debate - Resolution 1

Presented to the committee on January 1, 2023

• Resolution 0: A Placeboe for Resolution 1
• Resolution 2: The Fuzzy Frenzy Clause

Resolution 1: Vote to Table the Resolution (Because Who Cares?!)

Section 1: A. We, the committee, do hereby declare that the resolution is utterly useless.

Section 2: B. We, the committee, do hereby table this resolution because we have better things to do, like knitting.

Section 3: C. We, the committee, do hereby instruct the clerk to shred all copies of this resolution and replace them with 1000 pages of cat videos.

Section 4: D. We, the committee, do hereby establish a new rule: All meetings shall be held while wearing woolly sweaters.

Voting Results:

Yes	5
No	0

Note: Voting results subject to interpretation. Probably.