Woolly Sweater Debate 2.0: Amendment 1 - Regarding Exceptions For Those Who Don't Own Sweaters

Proposed by the Committee of Unlikely Fashionistas

This amendment seeks to address the pressing issue of individuals who, despite being in the presence of a woolly sweater, do not own a woolly sweater themselves.

Key Points:

• Defines a "woolly sweater" as a garment made from 50% or more wool
• Establishes a national registry for individuals who claim to be in close proximity to a woolly sweater without actually owning one
• Allocates funds for a new department within the Ministry of Fashion to deal with the prophets

Relevant Subpages:

Amendment 2: Regarding The Sweater-Induced Trance

Amendment 3: Regarding The Right To Wear Sweaters On Tuesdays