Pointless Committee: Agenda for the Utterly Useless

Wednesday, 20th of Never, 2023

1. Discuss the merits of using Comic Sans as a typeface

Vote to Vote on Comic Sans

2. Debate the best way to procrastinate on Fridays

The Great Friday Afternoon Nap Debate

3. Elect a new chairperson who will do absolutely nothing

Elect the Most Inept

4. Decide on a new committee name that is still more pointless

Rename to Committee of Utter Futility

5. Plan the committee's annual "I'm-Not-Doing-Anything" retreat

Let's Not Do Anything for Two Days

Adjourned until next Never.

© 2023 Pointless Committee