Achievements
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2010: Successfully wasted 100 hours of taxpayer dollars on pointless meetings.
2010We spent an entire year discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Meetings
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2011: Successfully created 500 pages of pointless reports and documents.
2011We spent 6 hours a day writing reports that no one ever read, just for the sake of writing reports.
Reports
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2012: Successfully argued with each other for 12 hours straight without resolving anything.
2012We set a new world record for most hours spent bickering over semantics.
Arguments
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2013: Successfully accomplished nothing, as per usual.
2013More of the same, because why change now?
Nothing
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2014: Successfully created a new committee to investigate other committees.
2014We spent 6 months studying the organizational charts of other committees and decided we were the best committee ever.
Self-Appraisal
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2015: Successfully hosted a committee retreat that nobody attended.
2015We paid for a conference room full of free donuts that were all eaten by one person: the janitor.
Retreat