Pointless Committee Brochure

Welcome to the most pointless committee on the planet!

Our Mission

We're here to make you feel unproductive and unfulfilled.

We're a group of highly skilled individuals (in our dreams) who have dedicated ourselves to the pursuit of doing nothing in particular.

Our Members

We've got:

• Bob, our fearless leader who's only fear is that someone will actually ask him to do something
• Jane, our resident expert on procrastination
• Jim, our tech support specialist (just don't ask him to fix anything)

Meet the Committee

Our Projects

We're currently working on:

• The development of a new way to do nothing faster
• The creation of a time-wasting app
• The writing of a 1000 page report that will never be read

(Note: these projects are subject to change, and by 'subject to change' we mean 'we're never actually going to finish them')