Minutes of the Utterly Pointless Committee - 2024-01-02

Meeting Summary

Today, the committee met to discuss the finer points of doing nothing.

Points of discussion included:

• How to waste more time.
• Best practices for procrastination.
• Proper etiquette for staring at the wall.

Action Items

The committee decided to:

• Create a new subcommittee to study the art of doing nothing.
• Host a seminar on the importance of napping.
• Develop a new policy on acceptable levels of coffee consumption during meetings.

Adjournment

The meeting was adjourned at precisely 3:14 PM, with no notable progress made.