Official Policy on Sarcasm
As a committee committed to the pursuit of pointless endeavors, we take pride in our official policy on sarcasm. It's a delicate balance between witty banter and actual useful communication.
Our policy is simple: if it's not clear, it's not worth saying. But if you're going to be sarcastic, make sure to do it with a wink and a nudge, so we all know you're just joking, wink-wink.
Section 1: Sarcasm in Meetings
Any use of sarcasm during meetings will be met with immediate termination of the meeting and possible exile to "Sarcasm Island" for reeducation.
- Sarcasm will be used sparingly, like a well-placed fart in a crowded elevator.
- When used, it must be directed at oneself, not others. Self-sarcasm: the only kind we condone.
- Any use of sarcasm that results in actual laughter or amusement will be met with severe penalties.