Decisions that will change nothing, but make you laugh.
Due to overwhelming demand, the committee has decided that all employees must attend a 3-hour meeting every Thursday at 9:00 AM. This is not optional.
We have also decided that the meetings will start with a 30-minute PowerPoint presentation on 'Team Building'.
The committee members are very proud of this decision and believe it will greatly improve productivity... not.
The committee has decided that all staplers must be placed in a 45° angle to the right of the desk, with a 1-inch gap between each stapler.
This is crucial for optimal stapling efficiency and to prevent stapler-related stress and anxiety.
We have consulted with leading experts in the field of stapler ergonomics and are confident that this decision will revolutionize the way we do work.