December 15: The Day We Decided to Decide to Have Lunch
On this fateful day, the Committee of Pointless Decisions convened to tackle the weighty issue of what to eat for lunch. After hours of heated debate, they finally decided on the following:
- To have pizza for lunch, but only if it was made with artisanal, hand-tossed, gluten-free, organic, locally-sourced dough
- To pair it with a side of kale chips, because, well, reasons
- To debate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, and conclude that it was all a bunch of nonsense