The Committee for the Utterly Useless: December 31st, 2023

After months of deliberation, the committee has finally reached a decision that will change nothing and affect nobody.

The meeting lasted for 5 hours and 37 minutes, and the only thing that was accomplished was the realization that the break room coffee machine was out of creamer.

A summary of the meeting:

• Item 1: The committee discussed the importance of using Comic Sans in PowerPoint presentations.
• Item 2: A motion was made to use the phrase "synergy" at least 3 times in each meeting.
• Item 3: It was decided that the committee's motto should be changed to "Bureaucrap Inc.: Where Efficiency is Optional" but was later vetoed due to concerns about the font size of the motto.

Read about January 2nd: The Day the Coffee Machine Ran Out of Creamer

Read about January 3rd: The Committee's Annual Talent Show