On this day, our committee of experts (read: highly caffeinated individuals with an axe to grind) met to discuss the most pressing issues of our time.
Decision 3456: The committee decreed that all meetings shall now be held on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but only for the purposes of deciding which day to actually meet.
Sub-decision A: All meetings held on Tuesdays and Thursdays shall have an 8:00 AM coffee break, with free donuts for all attendees.
Sub-decision B: Any meeting that does not have a clear agenda shall be automatically rescheduled for the following Monday.
For more information, see:
Sub-decision A in Action | Sub-decision B: The Monday Reschedule Protocol
Because 2:59 AM was deemed too early, our committee decided that all meetings shall now begin at 3:00 AM sharp.
This decision was reached after an exhaustive 5-minute debate.