Committee of Pointless Decisions - May 3rd, 20XX

Decisions Log

Decision 1: The committee decided that the office coffee machine will now play the Macarena on repeat every Friday at 3 PM.

This decision was met with resounding applause from the committee members, who are all secretly 90s kids at heart.

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Decision 2: The committee mandated that all meetings will now be conducted while standing on one leg.

This decision was made in the interest of "increased productivity and reduced back pain" (or so the committee claims).

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Stay tuned for more decisions of questionable value!

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