Pointless Committee Decisions

This is the official record of all the pointless and completely unnecessary decisions made by our beloved committee. We're talkin' decisions that'll make your eyes roll into the back of your head.

Here are just a few examples:

• 2018: We decided to rename the stapler to 'The Stapler Formerly Known As The Stapler'.
• 2020: We voted to have a mandatory 2-hour meeting every Wednesday at 3pm to discuss our feelings about Tuesdays.
• 2025: We decided to create a new committee to decide on the color of the new committee's chairs.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg, folks! Want to see more? Click on one of the links above to dive deeper into the rabbit hole of bureaucratic absurdity!