Because who needs actual logic, we've created a matrix to help us make arbitrary, yet somehow satisfying, decisions.
| Option 1: Do it because, why not? | Option 2: It's not like it's going to matter in the end | Option 3: Just flip a coin and call it a day |
|---|---|---|
| Option 4: We'll just ask our intern, Bob | Option 5: Who needs data, anyway? | Option 6: Let's just Google it for 10 minutes |
| Option 7: We can always just make it up as we go | Option 8: Who needs accountability? | Option 9: Just do the opposite of what the manual says |
By using this matrix, you agree to hold us harmless for any decisions made based on arbitrary, whimsical reasoning.