A Brief, Painful History of the Pointless Committee

We are a committee formed in the depths of bureaucratic despair. Our sole purpose is to create an endless loop of pointless meetings, tedious paperwork, and unnecessary reports.

We've managed to accomplish nothing of substance, but our meeting room has the most comfortable chairs in the building.

Meetings: A Never-Ending Saga | Paperwork: The Bane of Our Existence

Notable Members

Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chairperson of Utter Incompetence
Lady Victoria P. Bottomsworth, Secretary of Unnecessary Correspondence
Bert J. T. Smith, Lord of the Redundant Reports

May our existence be a cautionary tale to all who would seek to create a truly pointless endeavor.

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