Discussion on the importance of procrastination in modern society.
Resolution: We, the Pointless Committee, hereby decree that procrastination is a valuable use of time.
Next meeting: Never.
Subcommittee on Procrastination Techniques:
Meeting adjourned due to lack of actual work being done.
Chairperson: Bob Smith
Secretary: Jane Doe
Member: John Smith
Member: Jane Doe (via video conference)