Agenda Item 3: Discussion of the merits of velvet vs. microfiber sofas.
Presented by: Chairperson, Bertrand P. Bottomsworth
Guest Speaker: Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert on upholstery materials
Objective: To determine which type of sofa is superior in terms of comfort, durability, and aesthetic appeal.
Proposed Resolution: A motion to adopt velvet as the official sofa material of the committee.
Subcommittee: The Sofa Standards Committee (SSC) has been tasked with investigating the feasibility of implementing this resolution.
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Next Meeting: To be determined, pending further discussion on the merits of velvet sofas.
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