Barry the Begrudging's Favourite Games

1. Minecraft (a game where you can build anything, but probably not as fast as I can)

2. Dota 2 (a MOBA where the only thing more tedious than the gameplay is the community)

3. World of Warcraft (the only game where you can pay real money for a virtual pet rock)

4. The Sims (where you can virtually die of boredom)

5. Grand Theft Auto (where you can virtually steal cars, but not actually get anything done)

6. Dark Souls (where you can virtually die, repeatedly, and with style)