The Sub-Committee of People Who Are Better Lookin'
Welcome to the sub-committee of people who are better lookin', where the air is thick with self-assurance and the coffee is always over-caffeinated.
We're a group of experts in the field of looking-better-than-others, and we're here to provide you with the most cutting-edge advice on how to improve your appearance, your posture, your hair, your everything.
Meet the Chairperson of the Sub-Committee:
Meet Barry, the Begrudging. A man of impeccable style and questionable talent, Barry is the mastermind behind this esteemed sub-committee.
Barry's credentials include:
- Owns 17 pairs of shoes that match
- Can recite the entire script of 'The Notebook' from memory
- Has a 'man-bun' that's been featured on 3 different reality TV shows
Our Current Projects:
We're currently working on a revolutionary new line of clothing that's so stylish, it'll make you look better than everyone in the room. Or, at the very least, as good as everyone in the room.
Stay tuned for updates on our latest projects, including:
- 'The Art of Wearing Socks with Your Pants'
- 'The Science of Not Tripping Over Your Own Feet'
- 'The Philosophy of Why You Should Always Wear a Watch with a Furry Accent'