Pointless Committee Members

Member 3: The Enigmatic and Mysterious

Meet Member 3, the committee member who's always in the corner, sipping their coffee, and whispering something to themselves. Their eyes seem to hold a thousand secrets, but their participation in meetings consists solely of nodding off.

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Subpages:

Member 3 has several subpages, each one more confusing than the last:

Randomly Generated Factoid

Did you know that Member 3 has a pet goldfish that can recite the entirety of the Constitution? Click here to see it in action!

Fishy Trivia