We, the Pointless Committee Members, are a group of highly skilled individuals who have dedicated our lives to doing the bare minimum. Our mission is to create a task that takes an inordinate amount of time and effort, but ultimately accomplishes nothing. We pride ourselves on our ability to waste hours on end, staring blankly at spreadsheets and PowerPoint presentations.
Meet our fearless leader, Bennie the Never Man. Bennie has a proven track record of doing absolutely nothing, and we're not just talking about his impressive collection of participation trophies.